10 Things You'll Wish You Didn't Know

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1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest / litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 5 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 4 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a /00 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 0% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces