20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane
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- Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
- Drive through backwards.
- Belch your order.
- After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape
- Barter
- Walk through.
- Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to)
- Repeat everything the order-taker says.
- Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
- Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
- In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
- When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you
- Drive through with a carload of naked people.
- Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window
- Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
- Bring along a Mr
- One word: Flatulence!
- Have a friend hide in the trunk
- If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker
- Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
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