Awkward Ways To Break Up With A Girlfriend

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1. No, seriously, I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating.
2. Send her an invitation to your new girlfriend's baby shower
3. Wrap up all of her crap from your apartment and give it to her for Christmas.
4. It's not you, but it's not me either.
5. Sell her to pirates
6. Introduce her to your new boyfriend
7. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Trash is dumped and so are you.
8. Take her on a Hawaiian vacation and only book her ticket one way.
9. On a "come get checked for syphilis" postcard from the free clinic
10. during sex
11. Take her to a club and start introducing her to strangers.
12. By deflating her
13. Invite her parents over for dinner and ask them to take her home.
14. Give her a puppy so she'll finally have somebody who cares.
15. Give her that Jerry Springer invitation you've been thinking about
16. Tell her mom to break it to her gently
17. Have her twin tell her that you two are dating now.
18. in a text message
19. Invite her to your wedding.
20. Its not you, its me. Im like attractive women
21. 5 o'clock news always works
22. Telling her: "I've always liked your sister better"
23. when she wants sex say no and masterbate next to her
24. With a meat cleaver
25. arrive in a white bronco and small leather gloves
26. On the Jumbotron at the ball game
27. I just saw the docter, and it turns out i'm actually a girl...
28. "you know how when you say I love you and I always say thats nice, well
29. Through your lawyer
30. "Your sister brought in more money."
31. Have your boyfriend tell her...
32. Start calling her by the wrong name
33. Watch only hentai for a month, take notes while smiling at her.
34. sleeping with thier mother... or father
35. Your brother was better.
36. i brought sara along because we are going out now,...
37. fed-ex
38. Have her new boyfriend tell her that their secret is out.
39. She walks in on you making out with her mom
40. During your wedding ... to another girl
41. Getting caught in bed...with her brother...and her father.
42. Hon I just activated a bomb under your chair and I think we need to see others
43. Big sign on the overpass... then she crashes her car
44. pretend you now stutter
45. Welcome to dump town - population YOU!!!
46. With your new girlfriend