Funny But True Newspaper Headlines
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- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Miners Refuse to Work After Death
- Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
- Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
- Obesity not a problem says Burger King
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
- Milk Drinkers Turn to Powder
- Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
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