Funny Comments Made By Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work

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1. Oh, it's just a feature
2. The user has made an error again
3. It did work yesterday.
4. There is something wrong in your test data.
5. I guess F1 turned into FU.
6. Strange
7. It works at my desk...
8. Damn Windows.
9. Did you even ATTEMPT to read the manual?
10. Out! Out! You demons of stupidity! I command you!
11. I'll fix it for $60/hr.
12. It must be a hardware/integration problem.
13. It was working a second ago!
14. It's a hardware issue
15. This wouldn't happen if you ran Linux.
16. Yes yes, it will be ready in time.
17. You **cking piece of **it MOTHER **UCKER I command you
18. you're not supposed to click that
19. How is this possible?
20. I have not touched that module!
21. It was those outsourced Indian coders that screwed it up.
22. It's never done that before.
23. You're not supposed to enter that sequence of keystrokes.
24. You're not using it right.
25. 've never heard about that.
26. Get new hardware
27. Has the operating system been updated?
28. If the keepers went on hiatus, why can't this program?
29. It's only a beta version
30. That? The work experience guy made that!
31. The machine seems to be broken.
32. well the only part that did work was windows
33. Well, the program needs some fixing.
34. You must have the wrong executable.
35. Damn.
36. I'm almost ready.
37. I;m glad you're all enjoying this.
38. pc overload the f%@$ is that