Funny Definitions
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- ADULT - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
- BEAUTY PARLOR - A place where women curl up and dye
- CANNIBAL - Someone who is fed up with people
- CHICKENS - The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead
- COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
- DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out
- EGOTIST - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
- GOSSIP - A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage
- HANDKERCHIEF - Cold Storage
- INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
- MOSQUITO - An insect that makes you like flies better
- RAISIN - Grape with a sunburn
- SECRET - Something you tell to one person at a time
- TOOTHACHE - The pain that drives you to extraction
- TOMORROW - One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
- YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed
- WRINKLES - Something other people have, You have character lines
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