Funny Reasons God Does Not Stop Natural Disasters
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- It's more fun to watch the president get the blame.
- Too busy laughing.
- even God needs stuff to put on youtube
- The same reason children burn ants with magnifying glasses. its fun.
- Needs a good ironic way to get rid of insurance salesmen
- Population control
- he gambles with the devil on how many people will survive
- Because you touch yourself at night
- Feels the need to keep up with all the man-made disasters
- Trailor parks are just way to fun to destroy
- Money from the insurance policy
- Satan threatens him at gun point - New Item!
- God IS a natural disaster.
- Kevin Federline and Michael Jackson...'Nuff said.
- to keep darwinism alive
- Because that's a job for superman.
- Day off
- Our suffering is His amusement
- Half of them aren't natural
- Pat Robertson pays Him off so he'll have something to preach about
- More fun to sit back and watch the mayhem
- There is no god
- God is dead
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