Funny Reasons To Know If You're Obsessed With Naruto

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1. You tell your boss you're going to type up his report "Ninja style!"
2. You secretly envy Orochimaru, because he got to lick Sasuke. More than once.
3. You spend 200$ on Sharingan contacts
4. You wear a mask and headband over your eye like Kakashi
5. You've run for the office of 'Hokage' in your hometown.
6. You actually know what Naruto is (I had to go to Wikipedia to look it up)
7. You believe that your entire family was killed by your nukenin brother
8. You blurt out "I'm a Ninja! Believe it!" a little too often at work
9. You insert the word Dattebayo at random into conversations
10. you put naruto character names to your friends
11. you say "Rasengan,Chidori,Byakugan,Sharingan,Mengyoku Sharingan,Naruto Rendan".
12. Hinata is very beautifull
13. Instead of 'Oh,my god',you say,'Kami-sama!'
14. When Naruto comes on, you tell everyone to shut the hell up b-c your man's on!
15. You call other,lesser quality ninja shows, "HERESY!!!"
16. You consider your ID (part of the brain thingy) a sealed-away demon
17. You find Orochimaru disturbing yet strangely sexy after watching TV for 5 hours
18. You only like women with a 4" waist and huge eyes.
19. You run down the halls of your school, yelling, 'Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!'
20. You submitted this list or any items on this list
21. You throw Shurikens at innocent passerby, convinced they are 'enemies'
22. You try to create a clone like Naruto
23. You're 25 and puberty has somehow passed you over.
24. Two words... "Believe it!"
25. You defect from your 'Village' (home) because you 'have to kill someone'
26. You make yourself blind to intimidate the Byakugan
27. You are hyper and wear an orange jumpsuit
28. You call anyone you respect sama,or hime,or Sensei
29. You call your instructors, Sensei!
30. You can't sleep because 'Shukaku will drive you insane'
31. You consider commiting suicide when Naruto doesn't come on (like me, hehehehe)
32. You insist upon calling the President 'Hokage-Sama'
33. You wear spandex. (Enough said.)
34. Your 'deceased' family is not acknowledged by you
35. Said split-personality lends you power (or so you think)
36. Sasuke is HOT.
37. Whenever ne-1 makes you angry, you preform hand seals and mutter
38. You convince yourself that you're a Jinchuriki
39. You love ramen!!!!!!