Funny Reasons You've Hired The Wrong Maid

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1. She's only a size B cup
2. Weight in excess of 175 pounds
3. Her last four employers all died in house fires.
4. She bought the wrong kind of "coke"
5. A Domin-maid-trix does not clean toilets
6. She was too busy having sex with my roomates to clean. Sad, but true.
7. She wont sleep with you
8. she does voodoo
9. His leg hair looks funny in fishnet stockings
10. She's married!
11. She's wearing my boxers!
12. you've seen her on too many of those 'movies' on your computer
13. her name is bradina
14. shes a midget
15. shes in a wheelchair
16. Shes sexy
17. He's got chest hair.
18. She feeds your baby batteries.
19. she is a nun
20. she has hairy armpits
21. You asked her to "Shop for groceries". She buys a plug and a box of viagra.
22. Her outfit
23. she has some great cans...
24. does sexual favours