Funny Signs That Christmas Is Becoming Too Commercial

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1. Santa is leasing ad space on his sleigh
2. Due to increased demand, Santa is outsourcing his workshop to China
3. Instead of singing Christmas songs, carolers sing Mal-mart Jingles
4. Walmart just bought the North Pole
5. Santa now says "Ho Ho Ho, Shop at Walmart"
6. The Stores even got Jews and Muslims celebrating it
7. The "christmas season" now starts in march
8. The salvation army guys tackle and mug you instead of taking donations
9. Catholic Church finally finalizes merger, replacing St. Nick with Elmo.
10. Church charges an admittance fee on Xmas Day - New Item!
11. It cost $2 to talk to santa and $5 to sit on his lap
12. Santa's sleigh looks a like a nascar
13. Three words: Christmas In July
14. Along with the Holiday Update is a deathlist of those who died while shopping
15. Christmas Sales start three days before the Canadian Thanksgiving
16. The North Pole changed its name to Nabisco to get free cookies.
17. The average Christmas spending ranges in the thousands