Funny Terrorist New Years Resolutions

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1. Renew subscription to '72 Virgins Weekly'.
2. Compress schedule - Bush will be gone soon
3. Learn to use bombs without killing own people
4. Dirka dirka jihad dirka.
5. Learn how to cause panic in United States by watching 24
6. Implement nasty spam information campaign planned for 4-11.
7. Make George Bush do even dumber things
8. Note to self next time ste bomb down walk 100yrds away, THEN trigger
9. Try to trick bush into thinking your an actor running some drills
10. Move to North Korea.
11. Send 'thank you' note to Rumsfeld.
12. To make love to something other than a goat.
13. Smoke more fatties, contributing to global warming.