Funny Things Teachers Wish They Could Tell Students

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1. I wish they didn't make you come to school either.
2. You should be the posterchild for birth control.
3. I wish you were as smart as you think you are.
4. That outfit makes you look like a slut.
5. If you were my child, I'd beat you.
6. Say it with me, "Would you like fries with that?"
7. I don't want to have kids because of you guys.
8. I predict you'll be in jail in the next five years.
9. Pull your (expletive here) pants up!
10. Sit down, shut up, and do as I say, or I'll have you stuffed and mounted.
11. Your mom is a great kisser
12. It's called birth control. Try it.
13. My day would be a lot better if you weren't here.
14. Those $100 pair of jeans make your butt look fat.
15. I won the lottery! See ya!
16. Kiss my as$.
17. Oh yeah, well my tax dollars support your family's welfare check.
18. Are you on crack?
19. I see a broom and dustpan in your future.
20. Of course you don't get it because you're an idiot.
21. F isn't for failure; It's for French Fry Server
22. You really should'nt try to squeeze a size 16 butt into a pair of size 4 pants.
23. Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?
24. I really don't give a rat's butt if your the quarterback.
25. They're called soap and deodarant. Try them.
26. No, everyone is NOT a winner.
27. I gotta have a drink.
28. Keep your pants on. Literally. Idiots don't need to breed idiots.
29. My dog is smarter than you.
30. Please don't breed.
31. The difference between ignorance and apathy? You don't know, and I don't care.
32. There IS such a thing as a stupid question and you just asked one.
33. You are a total, complete moron, and you'll never amount to anything. Ever.
34. i will pass you if you pay me $10,000
35. If they gave out a degree in b.s., you'd be the ideal candidate.
36. Life only gets worse. Die now.
37. Remember, there's always work at the post office.
38. You really won't ever use this stuff in real life
39. You work hard to get a college degree and end up teaching ungrateful idiots
40. I hope your mother does come up here because I'd like to kick her butt.
41. I may be boring but at least I'm not as stupid as you.
42. I really don't give a ****
43. If I had a kid like you, I'd kill myself.
44. The voices in my head are telling me to strangle you.
45. there is no hope for you EVER!!
46. You are not God's gift to women. In fact, your ugly as heck.
47. Aren't you a little too old to still be in high school?
48. I can't believe what a loser you are.
49. I don't like you either.
50. Stop wasting my oxygen.
51. teach yourself
52. You're a tourist on this planet, aren't you?
53. How'd you even get out of the first grade?
54. Sure, you don't have to do your homework. Be a slovenly ignoramous.
55. That America's early colonies were not really noble at all.
56. You're stupid, and you dress funny.
57. My mother can kick your mother's butt.
58. That DAMMIT, America was founded under business NOT GOD!!!!!
59. Two plus two really does equal five.
60. You'll never make it in college.
61. Your parents are idiots aren't they?
62. I should get a crazy check for trying to teach you guys.
63. nobody's questions are stupid accept janie's
64. Shut up!
65. That Christopher Columbus was not a hero, but a genocidal conqurer
66. The George Washinton actually got lucky
67. You'll never need this stuff when you grow up.
68. That there Stupid
69. Why do you have to come to school? Don't! Keep your butt at home!
70. Your momma.
71. If they get rabies they'll be sure to bite you
72. Dude, You're Getting A Dell!!
73. They don't want apples, they want a salary raise!