Funny Things To Do At A Fair

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1. While no one is looking dip your hand in the cotton candy machine
2. Follow people humming the Mission Impossible theme
3. Quote Shakespear during other live performances
4. Remove pants, start screaming about ghosts
5. Pull out your airsoft gun and stick up the cotton candy stand
6. Start Disco dancing while there playing polka music
7. Buy a pig at the auction
8. Go pee on the side of a stand while no ones looking
9. Hook up with a carney for a one nighter
10. Start 'Huntin Wrabbits', as they are easier to hit in the cages
11. Go to the petting zoo and tell people about pigs and there 30 minute orgasms
12. take your toolbox, you know what to do
13. Dress in a habit quoting the bible
14. Get a game of nude co-ed twister going
15. Get a golf cart, 10 points for kids, 20 for adults
16. Go to the petting zoo and pretend your a guide speaking nonsense about animals
17. Go to the petting zoo and try to pick a fight with a goat
18. Punch kids on the merry-go-round
19. Start flailing your arms around mumbling about the voices
20. Start singing Beach Boys songs loudly by the petting zoo
21. Swear loudly...blame teretts
22. Bite other peoples wrist blame cannabalistic parents
23. Spit on passersby
24. Take someone hostage with a ketchup bottle
25. Tell on mouthy kids
26. Throw your shoe at random people
27. Try to hit on little kids of the same sex