Funny Vin Diesel Facts

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1. Vin Diesel has a threat range of 120.
2. Vin Diesel is healed by sonic damage.
3. Vin Diesel wields two weapons with no penalties. In fact, he can wield three weapons with no penalties. He takes a 2 to all attacks if he simultaneously wields a fourth weapon.
4. The tarrasque has DR 40/Diesel.
5. Vin Diesel can apply metamagic feats to his spelllike abilities as a free action.
6. If you attack Vin Diesel when he's flatfooted, as an immediate action, he punches you in the face for 4d6 + Str damage. Twice. Then he makes you sit down and think about what you did.
7. Vin Diesel can make Use Magic Device checks untrained.
8. Vin Diesel doesn't pray for divine spells. Divine spells pray for Vin Diesel.
9. TSR never released the most dangerous of its campaigns: "The Temple of Elemental Diesel".
10. Vin Diesel made peaceful contact with an evil outsider. And then he kicked its ass.
11. A vampire's slam attack gives Vin Diesel positive levels.
12. Vin Diesel can spelljam In a rowboat.
13. One day, Vin Diesel got a shovel and made the Underdark "just for the Hell of it."
14. The "Vin Diesel" miniature had to be banned from tournaments because of its tendency to launch itself at the opponent's face.
15. Vin Diesel shits Spheres of Annihilation.
16. There's a special addendum to the 3.5 SRD that allows Vin Diesel to continue using 3.0's haste.
17. Vin Diesel's animal companion is a kraken who lives on land just to hang out with Vin. His mount is a herd of bulettes.
18. Vin Diesel can look directly at nymphs, And they like it.
19. Gods cast commune to contact Vin Diesel.
20. Vin Diesel caused The Time of Troubles. And The Mourning.
21. Vin Diesel has a racial +20 bonus. To everything.
22. Vin Diesel regularly seduces succubi. The results are not halffiends, but halfDiesels.
23. The game was originally called "Dungeons & Diesel", but there weren't enough dice to roll stats.
24. Vin Diesel ate Cthulhu with butter And lemon pepper at Red Lobster.
25. Sometimes, when he's on a streak, Vin Diesel can roll a natural 21.
26. Vin Diesel is always Larping. And he will kick your ass If you try to metagame.