Funny Ways One Shouldn't Eat An Oreo Cookie

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1. anally
2. Have on dropped from the Empire State Building into your mouth
3. While reading the ingredients of the "special filling"
4. With Grandma's dentures.
5. With an orange juice chaser
6. Pulp it in the food processor and have it administered intraveiniously
7. regurgitated from your mothers mouth like a baby bird.
8. Before Senior Pictures
9. during a dental exam
10. First you twist it, then you spit on it, then you let the dog lick it...
11. fried.
12. From Micheal Moore's sweaty fat folds
13. Under the water in the kiddie pool
14. without milk
15. Be unique, eat a Coreo Ookie!
16. By jamming it in your ear and masturbating violently
17. It's a suppository!
18. snort the cream, stick the cookie in your butt
19. Naked
20. intravenously