Funny Ways You Can Help Santa Lose Weight

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1. Design your Chimney like a cheese grater
2. Leave water and rice crackers by the fireplace for once
3. Stop him from drinking all that "Coca Cola"
4. Draw him thinner
5. Hang his cookies and milk from the ceiling. Make him work for them.
6. Make the chimney thinner
7. Get him on the "Cookie and Grapefruit Juice Diet"
8. Leave Santa Slim Fast and Subway instead of cookies and milk...Like Jared!
9. Put pedals in the sleigh.
10. Use Olestra in your cookies this year
11. Laxetive milk and cookies
12. Leave rabid dogs on the roof, watch the fat man scramble
13. Sell him on Islam. All that praying keeps you slim.
14. cut off his limbs
15. Oatmeal-raisin cookies
16. Put out exlax brownies and milk of magnesia
17. Make him walk on his delivery
18. Shoot his reindeer and make him walk
19. Dont give him so many cookies
20. Eat the mince pies left for him
21. Have the Marios Brothers build you chimmney
22. Lowfat Cookies and Skim Milk
23. trap your chimney so he gets stuck. make him crawl out
24. give him slim fats bars instead of cookies