Funny Ways to Answer the Phone

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• City Morgue, You kill em, we chill em.
• Bob's Orphanage, You make 'em, we take 'em!
• Roadkill Cafe! You kill it, we grill it
• Hello, please state your name, address, and credit card number.
• Ask "Is this being recorded?"
• Phone tag, you're it.
• The number you have dialed has been disconnected...
• You are the weakest link. Goodbye!
• Hello? OH NO! the voices are back again!
• House of God, Moses speaking, how may I help you?
• Acme Funeral parlor. You stab 'em. We slab 'em.
• Henry's hen-house, what chick you wanna talk to?
• The number you have called is not in service.. Please try again
• Hello? This is the office of Osama Bin Laden... How can I help you?
• Hello, this is the office for insane individuals
• This is heaven, hello!
• Burger King, home of the Whopper, what's your beef?
• House of beauties, this is the cutie.
• Pizza Hut Tokyo, how may we help you?
• Tex's Taxidermy, You Snuff 'Em, We Stuff 'Em
• Petes's Palace of Pleasure, Pete Speaking
• County Morgue. You stab 'em, we bag 'em.
• You Rang?
• House of the Lord, God speaking
• ABC Circumcision Clinic, you flop we chop
• Joe's Pool Hall: you rack 'em, we crack 'em.
• Red Chinese Embassy and Delicatessen switchboard, how may I direct your call?
• Fish market, shark speaking.
• National Secure Data Center. You're on scramble line six. GO!
• Hello, Jimmy's Chicken Shack. Please hold...