Funny Worst Ways To Lose A Chess Tournament

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1. Get completely pwned by the five-year old who just learned how to play
2. Refer to pieces as "Castle thing" and "Pretty pony"
3. You accidentally Checkmate yourself
4. By default - you got the date wrong
5. By Knockout
6. In response to "checkmate," pull out a .44 magnum and blow away your opponent.
7. play like it's checkers
8. Behind the sofa
9. Being stared down by the apponent's king
10. Get pile-driven into the chess table.
11. In that infamous three-move checkmate
12. to the opponent's king
13. Fall asleep during your move and time out
14. to a 3 year old
15. Eating the chess pieces thinking they were sweets
16. Showing up
17. lose to a 5 year old genius
18. Sacrifice your knight to take the king. Oh wait, ways to LOSE?
19. Against a computer
20. The "Three Move" checkmate
21. Punch out your opponent
22. Try and straddle your knight.