Painfully Funny Experiences

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1. Your friend making out with a girl, later finding out she was a guy
2. Your friend getting his "alter ego"caught in his zipper
3. Someone laying their nuts on a dresser and banging them with a spiked bat
4. walking down the stairs on your hands and wacking your ____ on the banister
5. friend openning his locker. Then a midget jumps out and punches him in the nuts
6. Braking your shoulder and getting knocked out at the same time
7. getting your head stuck in the uteris in a cow
8. The "America's Funniest Video" blow to the crotch
9. being tickled with a stinging nettle
10. getting your ballls stuck in the escalador at the mall
11. shi++ing a stand up comedian
12. Waking up naked in a dumpster with bruises around your crotch
13. breaking your arm but not being able to feel it
14. Your friend making out with a girl, later finding out she was his sister