Rejected Motel Slogans
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- We're working on that smell thing, too
- Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
- As seen on "COPS"
- If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets
- Not just for nooners anymore
- We left off the 9, but you know it's there
- You rented the room, now buy the video
- Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker
- We'll leave the Lysol for ya!
- Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!
- We don't make the adultery
- It's Hookerriffic!
- Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins
- Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!
- Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother
- We put the "Ho" in "Motel"
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