Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

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1. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
2. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for car dates
3. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude
4. Here's a credit card and the keys to my car
5. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating's not good enough for you, son?
6. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend
7. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car
8. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring
9. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend
10. What do I want for Father's day? Aahh -- don't worry about that